Existential Quester Prints

Forcibly removed from his home and his personal life ruptured, the appendix hitchhikes across america, searching for his purpose.

"I was in college asking questions like 'What is the meaning of life'? I came out of college asking questions like 'Would you like fries with that'?"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

reincarnated worm...

'Hamlet'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Why bother?"

Chiller Theatre

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Pastorius wonders why.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Needs to get a life"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Extreme Sisyphus

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7