Existential Inquirer Prints

"When I ask you what you're thinking about and you say 'Nothing', is that 'nothing' as in the Infinite Void, the emptiness of Zen, the nothingness of Sartre and Lacan, ex nihilo nihil fit, or what?"

"I think once Qadyn is exposed to other 7-year-old nihilists, he’ll really start to blossom."

'What's it all about, eh? What's it all about?' 'It's about 3 O'Clock in the morning Ya Numpty!'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

reincarnated worm...

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'Hamlet'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Why bother?"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Chiller Theatre

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Pastorius wonders why.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Needs to get a life"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"I shop, therefore I am."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Extreme Sisyphus

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I'm learning to live with existence."