Existential Inquirer Mugs

Start their mornings with a splash of wit. Our mugs for the existential inquirer feature clever messages and reflective designs that make every coffee break a moment of philosophical pondering.

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"When I ask you what you're thinking about and you say 'Nothing', is that 'nothing' as in the Infinite Void, the emptiness of Zen, the nothingness of Sartre and Lacan, ex nihilo nihil fit, or what?"

"When I ask you what you're thinking about and you say 'Nothing', is that 'nothing' as in the Infinite Void, the emptiness of Zen, the nothingness of Sartre and Lacan, ex nihilo nihil fit, or what?"

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"I think once Qadyn is exposed to other 7-year-old nihilists, he’ll really start to blossom."

"I think once Qadyn is exposed to other 7-year-old nihilists, he’ll really start to blossom." mockup

"I think once Qadyn is exposed to other 7-year-old nihilists, he’ll really start to blossom."

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'What's it all about, eh? What's it all about?' 'It's about 3 O'Clock in the morning Ya Numpty!'

'What's it all about, eh? What's it all about?' 'It's about 3 O'Clock in the morning Ya Numpty!' mockup

'What's it all about, eh? What's it all about?' 'It's about 3 O'Clock in the morning Ya Numpty!'

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"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are." mockup

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics." mockup

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

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"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144." mockup

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website. mockup

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

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Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach." mockup

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

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"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf." mockup

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

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reincarnated worm...

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"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong." mockup

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

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'Hamlet'

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'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.' mockup

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

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Pinocchio's Second Realization

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"Why bother?"

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Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life. mockup

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

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Chiller Theatre

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A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower. mockup

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

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Pastorius wonders why.

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"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?" mockup

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

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"Needs to get a life"

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"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System" mockup

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

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"I shop, therefore I am."

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"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs." mockup

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

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"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'" mockup

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

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"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic." mockup

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

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"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!" mockup

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

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Extreme Sisyphus

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Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

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Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

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Optimist

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"You need to justify your own existence first."

"You need to justify your own existence first." mockup

"You need to justify your own existence first."

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"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat." mockup

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

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"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?" mockup

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

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"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?" mockup

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

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"I'm learning to live with existence." mockup

"I'm learning to live with existence."

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Existential Inquirer Mugs Collection

Existential Inquirer Pillows

Find the perfect pillow for the philosophical soul—comfortable, clever, and ideal for inspiring deep thoughts at home.

Existential Inquirer Prints

Decorate your space with prints that explore the big questions—beautiful, thought-provoking, and perfect for anyone who enjoys pondering life's mysteries.

Existential Inquirer T-Shirts

Discover our collection of witty t-shirts for the curious minds who love contemplating life's mysteries in style.