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Existential Seeker Mugs
Start their day with a mug that celebrates the existential quest. Perfect for coffee lovers who enjoy pondering life's big questions over a warm drink.
"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"
"I'm just having a hard time grasping life."
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."
"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."
Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."
'Hamlet'
"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."
"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."
reincarnated worm...
'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'
"Why bother?"
Chiller Theatre
Cats want answer to the big questions in life.
"I shop, therefore I am."
"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."
Pastorius wonders why.
A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.
"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"
"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"
"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."
"Needs to get a life"
"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"
"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"
Extreme Sisyphus
Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook
Optimist
"You need to justify your own existence first."
"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."
"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"
"I'm learning to live with existence."
Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.
"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"
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