Existential Explorer Mugs

The Meaning of Life/Tax Avoidance Advice.

The end is near.

Stuff between birth and death

Philosophy Department sign reads "Trespassers will be.".

"Do you have any why-to books?"

"Before you died, did you have that moment of total clarity?" "Oh yes, it was totally clear I was about to get hit by a bus."

Confusionism: Why am I here?

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

Burt discovers his life's path.

Every Monday morning, Mitch pondered whether there is a light at the end of the tunnel, or just a tunnel.

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Diagram showing: now/later, taxes/death, rock/hard place

"Please, Lord, enough already."

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

Caller ID - "Who am I?"

Is there a Doctor of Philosophy in the house?

The Bluebird of Nothingness.

'I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.'

"But if I'm not a senior collateral analyst for a high-volume, global marketing corporation...who am I?"

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

'...I can accept that bad things sometimes happen to good people. What drives me nuts is how all the good things always seem to happen to people I can't stand!'

Signs to nowhere & nothing.

'There must be more to life than this.'

Ludwig Wittgenstein.

The Media Guru: 'You don't exist until you're on TV.'

DNA strand as a tightrope, symbolising the fine balance of biological existence

Optimist

"It is one of life's great mysteries. No one has ever returned to tell."

"Donald is such a fatalist - he's convinced he's going to grow old and die."

'I spent years searching for the meaning of life only to find it had no practical business application.'

"Be in the moment. It helps all of eternity seem less overwhelming."

"No, I like my job. I like my apartment. I like my friends. I like our relationship. I'm just not sure I like what it all adds up to."

"The question, Leon, is: What is man?"

Truck Introspection Station: 'Am I happy? Does my life have meaning?'