Existential Explorer Pillows

The Meaning of Life/Tax Avoidance Advice.

The end is near.

Stuff between birth and death

"Do you have any why-to books?"

Philosophy Department sign reads "Trespassers will be.".

"Before you died, did you have that moment of total clarity?" "Oh yes, it was totally clear I was about to get hit by a bus."

Confusionism: Why am I here?

Burt discovers his life's path.

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

Every Monday morning, Mitch pondered whether there is a light at the end of the tunnel, or just a tunnel.

Diagram showing: now/later, taxes/death, rock/hard place

"Please, Lord, enough already."

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"But if I'm not a senior collateral analyst for a high-volume, global marketing corporation...who am I?"

The Bluebird of Nothingness.

Caller ID - "Who am I?"

Is there a Doctor of Philosophy in the house?

'I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.'

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

Signs to nowhere & nothing.

'...I can accept that bad things sometimes happen to good people. What drives me nuts is how all the good things always seem to happen to people I can't stand!'

'There must be more to life than this.'

The Media Guru: 'You don't exist until you're on TV.'

"Donald is such a fatalist - he's convinced he's going to grow old and die."

Ludwig Wittgenstein.

DNA strand as a tightrope, symbolising the fine balance of biological existence

"It is one of life's great mysteries. No one has ever returned to tell."

Optimist

'I spent years searching for the meaning of life only to find it had no practical business application.'

Truck Introspection Station: 'Am I happy? Does my life have meaning?'

"My, oh, my, what a co-inky dinky."

"No, I like my job. I like my apartment. I like my friends. I like our relationship. I'm just not sure I like what it all adds up to."

"The question, Leon, is: What is man?"

Soren Kierkegaard