Eternal Explorer Pillows

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Chiller Theatre

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Needs to get a life"

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Pastorius wonders why.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"Is this who I am?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Elevator Music

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."