Eternal Explorer Gifts

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Chiller Theatre

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Needs to get a life"

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Pastorius wonders why.

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"But what if this is all there is?"

Elevator Music

"Is this who I am?"

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Welcome: Skeptics Society

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."