Eternity Explorer Gifts

Philosophical Doomsayers.

Selling to the devil.

Wanted to live forever, died trying.

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

"How long has he been like this?"

'Eternity? Is that more than a decade?'

Big Bang Theory.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

Ascent of Machine.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Chiller Theatre

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"I shop, therefore I am."

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Needs to get a life"

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Pastorius wonders why.

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."