Eternal Engagement Explorer Gifts

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Chiller Theatre

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Pastorius wonders why.

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Needs to get a life"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

"Is this who I am?"

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"But what if this is all there is?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"You've been served."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'