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'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

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'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.'

'Dad's cell-phone!! I'm going to call the moon!!'

"I didn't have enough fingers. I had to use a couple of toes."

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

"A few centuries ago, there was a very primitive system for data transmission: it was called Synapse.

Dr. Kapuchnik, what's the difference between tears of joy and tears of despair? About 100 dollars an hour.

Weight of the world on your shoulders.

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