Energetic Explorers Gifts

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Here's the problem."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

Nuclear energy.

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison.

'And this reaction releases a sufficient amount of energy to extract a teenager from his bed!'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Weight of the world on your shoulders.

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

Dr. Kapuchnik, what's the difference between tears of joy and tears of despair? About 100 dollars an hour.

"Ten years of therapy, and finally I’ve managed to replace my rage addiction with sarcasm."

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

'Do you have poop points?'

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

"Have you considered laughing into the abyss?"