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'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"Here's the problem."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

Nuclear energy.

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'And this reaction releases a sufficient amount of energy to extract a teenager from his bed!'

Weight of the world on your shoulders.

"Ten years of therapy, and finally I’ve managed to replace my rage addiction with sarcasm."

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

'Do you have poop points?'

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

"Have you considered laughing into the abyss?"

The hydrogen pill: The new energy source.