Energetic Enthusiast T-Shirts

Sigh. … I wish I had that kind of energy.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Team Leader

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Eco Princess

Honest Vending

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

The Not-So Smart Meter

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Sea weed harvest.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Nihilistic customer service"

Nuclear generation of energy.

Noise Pollution

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

US Energy Needs.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Humans are 100% recyclable.

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"