Energy Lover T-Shirts

"I think our solar panels are drawing in too much energy. I just plugged in my hair dryer, and I swear the sun dimmed."

Low-Energy Drinks

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Love At First Shock

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Critical Ethanol report

"Gas, is it the future?"

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"But is it renewable...."

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"Woo-hoo!"

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"