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The First Renewable Fossil Fuel Power Plant

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

US Energy Needs.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Critical Ethanol report

"Gas, is it the future?"

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"Don't rage, rage against the dying of the light, just pay the electric bill."

"But is it renewable...."

'The Luftwaffe is unable to bomb London, mein Fuhrer. The east coast of England is littered with wind turbines!'

"Woo-hoo!"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

Solar Range.

Big oil.

Middle Eastern Crisis.

Get up and go

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'