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"Doug, that is incredibly inappropriate."

The discovery of electricity...

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

Love At First Shock

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

Nuclear energy.

"Don't rage, rage against the dying of the light, just pay the electric bill."

Energy trap.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

The mysterious death of Mrs. Franklin.

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

Finally, Peter found somebody he could really connect with.

'Male and Female He created them.'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Unplugged.

'I'm taking static electricity for share and tell.'

God bless our all-electric home.

In spite of the protests from animal rights groups, doctor Clemens continues his experiments on static electricity.

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

High electricity consumption in the summer

1749 - While grabbing a lamp before retrieving jerky from the cellar, Ben Franklin discovers static electricity.

"We blew a fuse."

'W-R-O-N-G Voltagggeeee for a vintage machine like myself.'

Plasma scientist