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"Doug, that is incredibly inappropriate."

The discovery of electricity...

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

Love At First Shock

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"Don't rage, rage against the dying of the light, just pay the electric bill."

Nuclear energy.

Energy trap.

"This may come as a shock to you, but you two are not a good fit. It's no one's ground fault. Electricity is not enough. I know it's hertz, but one day you'll connect with watt I'm relaying."

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

The mysterious death of Mrs. Franklin.

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

Wow! I've met some famous scientists up here! Yesterday I met Thomas Edison -- it was very illuminating! And today I met Professor Pavlov! You know who was, don't you? I'm not sure -- but the name sure rings a bell!

Ohm. He has a degree in electrical engineering!

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

'I'm taking static electricity for share and tell.'

Finally, Peter found somebody he could really connect with.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'Male and Female He created them.'

Unplugged.

God bless our all-electric home.

'Sparky! Your mother and I are shocked at your current behavior! Until you learn to conduct yourself properly, you're grounded!'

In spite of the protests from animal rights groups, doctor Clemens continues his experiments on static electricity.

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

Plasma scientist

'W-R-O-N-G Voltagggeeee for a vintage machine like myself.'

1749 - While grabbing a lamp before retrieving jerky from the cellar, Ben Franklin discovers static electricity.

"We blew a fuse."