Energy Junkie T-Shirts

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Low-Energy Drinks

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

Nuclear generation of energy.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"We're going to need more pets."

Critical Ethanol report

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

"Gas, is it the future?"

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"Woo-hoo!"

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"