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'I figure we'll have to take two vitamins for every one of theirs to keep up with them.'

'If we could just figure out some high-energy diet, we wouldn't have to spend the hole day eating.'

"We'd like you to invest in alternative energy. It's called sleep."

Low-Energy Drinks

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'Bring me some more power.'

US Energy Needs.

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Here's the problem."

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Critical Ethanol report

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Glass Ceiling

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."