Energy Spike Seeker T-Shirts

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Ancient Racing

Low-Energy Drinks

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

It can be taken up at any age....

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'Bring me some more power.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Computer Controlled Car

Double Bass Jumpers.

For sale - Used only Once.

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

Glass Ceiling

'This isn't the meeting. This is the pre-premeeting to talk about when to meet and plan the meeting.'

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'