Energy Spike Seeker Gifts

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Ancient Racing

Low-Energy Drinks

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

Bob's Driving School.

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

It can be taken up at any age....

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Bring me some more power.'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Computer Controlled Car

Double Bass Jumpers.

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

For sale - Used only Once.

Glass Ceiling

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

'This isn't the meeting. This is the pre-premeeting to talk about when to meet and plan the meeting.'

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'