High Energy Seeker Gifts

High energy drinks

Muscles

Low-Energy Drinks

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Bring me some more power.'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

Double Bass Jumpers.

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

Glass Ceiling

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"