High-end Seeker Gifts

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

La Table

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Bubbly

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Money Bar.

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

The Day Dreamer.

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Home Sweet Second Home.

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

'Of course we can afford it, Reginald. Just get yourself fired as CEO!'

'Have you seen these prices George!'

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

Louis XIV

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

Hug Your Boss (Use the Opportunity for the Power of Suggestion).

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

Get a life

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."