Luxury Seeker Gifts

The struggle between good and luxury good.

'At prices like this I bet you don't get many customers in here.' - 'At prices like this we don't need many.'

'Dad, can we get a Porche convertible?'

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

"And we're pleased to offer a complimentary glass of Champagne to those single gentlement with incomes over $250000 pa who leave us their telephone numbers."

'Times must be getting tough -- some of our customers are asking how much they cost.'

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

'It's all smoke and mirrors and obscene bonuses.'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"But Kevin, why can't we have a proper jacuzzi like next door?"

'Here is your room with a minibar.'

'Oh great. The Jones replaced their bird bath with a hot tub.'

"Premium or freemium?"

Man in small hotel room phones room service: 'Room service? Send me up more room.'

'I blew the $50 million settlement I got from my ex here in 6 months. Oh, well, that's 3 more than if I had started a winery.'

'Where does he think he is - Wall Street?'

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

Sports car colors.

'Of course, if you'd like to splurge, this home brewing kit costs $12,000 - it comes with a genuine German brewmaster.'

'Have you seen these prices George!'

Tracy knew that she had found the love of her life when he whispered those three magical words: Gold Access Card

'I hoped retirement would look like this.'

'Travel agency - Ego trips our specialty'

'I'm only paid 500 times more than our workers, so it's hard to hold my head up at the country club.'

'But at least it's a tax heaven.'

"I never invest in anything that eats."

Celebrity Gold

"But my wife is trying to keep up with the Medicis."

"We invest in the market, winter in the Alps, summer in the Hamptons, and vote for the Donald. That's it in the nutshell."

"We're looking for a five star hotel with excellent restaurants, facilities, transport and local attractions, but no tourists."

La Table

Executive Elevator

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

"The three-Martini lunch looks good."