Luxury Hunter Gifts

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

La Table

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Bubbly

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

New Shoes.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Meditation

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Money Bar.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"There's more inside."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'