Luxury Hunter Gifts

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

La Table

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Bubbly

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

New Shoes.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Money Bar.

Meditation

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"There's more inside."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

Kensington Fluffies

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"