Luxury Chaser Gifts

Dachshund Chasing a Stretch Limousine

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

'Violation: car too ugly.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

La Table

Bubbly

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"I love this time of day."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Money Bar.

Things I love about Powell River...

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

The Day Dreamer.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'Get me public relations!'

'Of course we can afford it, Reginald. Just get yourself fired as CEO!'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Rating the Sunset

Home Sweet Second Home.

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'Have you seen these prices George!'

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'