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The day Elton arrived, the rolled out the red carpet. But not for him.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

New Age Store.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'Get me public relations!'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"Well, now we've seen it."

Ornithologist

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

"Five minutes, General."

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

'He's training for a career in law.'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"Newsdesk? I've got a celebrity story for you ..."

'Go to Daddy!'

Rich Cow: 'Chasing Celebrities'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Football Royalty

'Never mind how many hits you can get on Youtube!'

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

And the enchanting sound of running water.

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

Dachshund Chasing a Stretch Limousine

"I used to work for a pirate, but I had seasickness problems."