Prestige Chaser Gifts

'I don't deserve the job, but I'll get it because I went to Harvard.'

"Have you got a bottle of something that will show people how fabulously rich and successful I am?"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Breakthrough

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Strive to win!

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Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Happy Champion

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

Chris Froome

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Corporate Success

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Hollywood or bust!

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.

'Something that'll get me googled,'

'We're in a hurry.'

As Seen On TV

'Brilliant job, Rafferty. Advance two cubicles!'