Prestige Chasers Gifts

Harvard Waiting List

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

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Strive to win!

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Happy Champion

Chris Froome

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Hollywood or bust!

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

As Seen On TV

'Something that'll get me googled,'

'Very nice, but I was hoping they'd be a little bit more obscene.'

'We're in a hurry.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Signing cage.

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'Nobody seems to bother me anymore since I won this.'

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

"But seriously, medal of honor from the Academy of Sciences aside, who are you?"