Championship Chasers Gifts

The weight of winning gold.

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

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Strive to win!

Happy Champion

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

'Damn! McGee's good!'

Chris Froome

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Bookworm Romance

'We're in a hurry.'

Careerist

Discomfort zone.

'This is where the company started handing out sick bags!'

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

'He's training for a career in law.'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

World Cup Fever

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

Footballer faced with a goal with football size holes in it with different scores at different holes

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

Defying generations of failure, Terry finally achieved the Mountain Goat Dream of going vertical.

Muhammed Ali RIP

Harvard Waiting List

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!

Ram Raiders deterred due to wet paint.