Crown Chasers Gifts

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Southwark Fair.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Strive to win!

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Happy Champion

Chris Froome

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

'We're in a hurry.'

Careerist

The weight of winning gold.

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

Strive for Excellence

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

Angel with speed camera.

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

Bon Voyage

'He's training for a career in law.'

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

'HEY,no Tongue!'

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

A stranger in paradise.

Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).

Ram Raiders deterred due to wet paint.

Kissing Booth/Hissing Booth

Harvard Waiting List