Crown Chasers Pillows

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Southwark Fair.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Strive to win!

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Happy Champion

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

Careerist

'We're in a hurry.'

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

Strive for Excellence

The weight of winning gold.

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

Angel with speed camera.

Bon Voyage

'He's training for a career in law.'

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

'HEY,no Tongue!'

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

A stranger in paradise.

Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).

Kissing Booth/Hissing Booth

"On your mark, get set, go!"

Ram Raiders deterred due to wet paint.