Champion Chasers Pillows

"Today, shocking news when it was revealed that the World Staring Champion has tested positive for Stare-Roids!"

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Breakthrough

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Letter writing lady.

Strive to win!

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Happy Champion

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Chris Froome

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Tango

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

'We're in a hurry.'

Bookworm Romance

Discomfort zone.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

The weight of winning gold.

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

'I just want to warn you if you buy this, you may never again know if people like you for you or your corvette.'

Footballer faced with a goal with football size holes in it with different scores at different holes

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

Cupid

Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!

Defying generations of failure, Terry finally achieved the Mountain Goat Dream of going vertical.

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

Muhammed Ali RIP

Ram Raiders deterred due to wet paint.