Charm Chasers Pillows

'It's not just cosmetic, it changes your life!'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Silver Fox

'Your future looks charming.'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Letter writing lady.

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

Chris Froome

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Tango

"No guarantees, right?"

Real Estate Personals

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Bookworm Romance

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Good morning Miss...'

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'What's the night life-like?

'He's training for a career in law.'

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

"Ever since I got married women find me attractive."

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'

"Crisp, elegant, and well-balanced. Not the wine, you."

be my valentine

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."