Charm Chasers Pillows

'It's not just cosmetic, it changes your life!'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

'Your future looks charming.'

Silver Fox

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Letter writing lady.

Real Estate Personals

"No guarantees, right?"

Tango

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Bookworm Romance

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'Good morning Miss...'

'What's the night life-like?

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

'He's training for a career in law.'

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Crisp, elegant, and well-balanced. Not the wine, you."

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"