Prestige Chasers Mugs

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

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Strive to win!

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Happy Champion

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Hollywood or bust!

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'Very nice, but I was hoping they'd be a little bit more obscene.'

As Seen On TV

'We're in a hurry.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Signing cage.

The weight of winning gold.

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

"But seriously, medal of honor from the Academy of Sciences aside, who are you?"

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'Nobody seems to bother me anymore since I won this.'

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'