Prestige Seeker Gifts

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, haven't you?"

"Yes, Justin is a college dropout, but he's a dropout from a very prestigious university."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Money on Board

"I'll just sit here looking important - then no one will notice that I can't reach my desk."

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

I've checked sir, but there doesn't seem to be a Nobel Prize for banking.

"Not only a gold card, but a gold card with oak leaf cluster.."

"But seriously, medal of honor from the Academy of Sciences aside, who are you?"

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

Sauvignon Bonk

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

Likes: $2.

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'Bring me some more power.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Get me public relations!'

Business Outlook

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

"And this all happened in the last week..."

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."