Prestigious School Seeker Gifts

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'It's my application to Harvard...'

"I'd put his name down for Eton if I could spell it!"

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

A girl climbs a ladder of books

'Nobody seems to bother me anymore since I won this.'

"But seriously, medal of honor from the Academy of Sciences aside, who are you?"

Boho Bribes

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

Divinity School - Authorized Parsons Only

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

"You got 136? It says here you're genius if you get a 132."

"Your career needs a jumpstart. Rehab is pass?. How about 3 weeks in prison?"

Entertainment vs Get Serious Committees

'You need to get your grades up...because good grades are an early sign of good credit scores.'

"I'm doing my part to inspire a blue ribbon school."

"While we certainly congratulate you on your acceptance to the University of Hawaii, Sandra..."

Unpublished Authors of the Big Bangs Theory

"Look dear. . . there I am the first day of school and there you are!"

"I'll just sit here looking important - then no one will notice that I can't reach my desk."

'It's a social-climbing wall.'

"It's for my mother. Just wrap it in an envelope with return postage."