Aspiring Aristocrat Gifts

'Now these are humble beginnings I could live with.'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

World Economic Forum

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

King and Queen with real estate agent view castle for sale: 'My wife likes it, but she wants to know if you have the same thing in purple.'

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

'The greenest government ever?'

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

"When I was young and naive I wanted to be a millionaire. Now I'm older, my values have changed. I want to be a billionaire."

"Where do you see yourself in five years, Mr. Hawkins - still a small investor?"

Corporate Ladder.

You should read a book once in a while, Al. Where do you think you'll end up by spending all your time on the internet? The White House?

"Was that your first foray into politics?"

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

"Build your foundation, Dorothea. They will come."

"Looking for Investors."

"Darling, trust me. Santa isn't going to give you a network."

'Remember, my dear, it's just a starter castle.'

'I plan to major in political science with a minor in strange bedfellows,'

"If I'd lived back then, I would have signed it, too."

Kate's Evil Plan: 'I convinced her that good behavior is a stealth tactic that'll help her reach her goal to one day rule the world.'

"Kevin brags that he day trades on Wall Street, but his ringtone is still Sesame Street."