Aspiring Aristocrat Gifts

'Now these are humble beginnings I could live with.'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

World Economic Forum

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

King and Queen with real estate agent view castle for sale: 'My wife likes it, but she wants to know if you have the same thing in purple.'

'The greenest government ever?'

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

"Was that your first foray into politics?"

"Build your foundation, Dorothea. They will come."

"Where do you see yourself in five years, Mr. Hawkins - still a small investor?"

Corporate Ladder.

"Looking for Investors."

"Darling, trust me. Santa isn't going to give you a network."

'Remember, my dear, it's just a starter castle.'

'I plan to major in political science with a minor in strange bedfellows,'

"If I'd lived back then, I would have signed it, too."

"Just watch. This row monitor job is just the first step on my road to the white house!"

'History keeps repeating itself.', 'You say that every four years.'

'Cromwell, you remind me of myself at your age... only richer.'