Royalty Aspirant Gifts

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

The Frog Prince

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Princess Anne

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Jester Surgeon

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"Nevermore."

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

'My fortune says 'you can't be too thin, or too rich, or have too much computer memory'.'

"Do NOT refresh this page."

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

'Not till you're sixteen.'

Put it in petty cash.

'We knew of your return from your round the world trip - we could smell you a mile away!'

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

The king's wig is finished --- Run it over to the castle. Ah, the hair to the throne!

My Prince.

Animals of the Royal Wedding