Aristocrat Wannabe Gifts

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

Gentleman's Club Scene

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

'New money or old money?'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

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Duchess

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"So what are you the earl of?"

Queen

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

Downtrodden Abbey

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

"You think more of Football than you do of me!", "I think more of Earl Spencer than I do of you!!"

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

Owner: 'Why didn't you ride as I told you? Didn't I tell you to force the pace early and come away at the corner?' Jockey: 'Yes m'Lord, but I couldn't very well leave the horse behind.'

So Sympathetic

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

The Nobility Scooter

A cavalier gentleman.

Some gentlemen preparing for a hunt

Potential Partners

'Oh yes, everyone likes him, he's not intelligent enough to make enemies.'

"'Is Lordship 'as just popped to the corner shop for a packet of fags..."