Aristocrat Aficionado Gifts

Proud to be posh!

Second hand furniture.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

Johannes Gutenberg

Gentleman's Club Scene

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

A new meaning in the Roman

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

"At the Christmas Artifacts Museum"

Grandfather Clock

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

'New money or old money?'

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

The Duke of Earl meets the Earl of Duke:''Hey, baby, wot's happenin'!' 'Charmed!'

F&E Antiques. Ernie, tell customers that we restocked our inventory, not that we have "all new antiques."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

cayetana de alba

Duchess

Lady visiting the 1862 International Exhibition fands that the omnibuses ruin her crinolines