Aristocratic Admirer Gifts

The Duchess and her new Maid

A cavalier gentleman.

Lady of the bath...

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Hildegard von Bingen

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Robert Schumann

Charles Baudelaire

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

J. M. W. Turner

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"I hate Neanderthals!"

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

Prehistoric Pirates.

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

"Blast from the past!"

Duchess

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

Atomic Bear: Part 20

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

"You think more of Football than you do of me!", "I think more of Earl Spencer than I do of you!!"

"So what are you the earl of?"

"I'm getting bored with pre-historic planet Earth. I'm thinking of making this my last trip."

Apocalipsis

The Nobility Scooter

The Street Kid at Christmas.

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

'Looks like we're gonna have to work on your table manners'

A House of Lords Reform: 'Please do not take shotguns or dead game into the chamber.'

"I'm still wearing the same size I wore as a boy."

He's a strange kid -- he has a William F. Buckley Pez dispenser.