
Butler to child, "Your parents wish to inform you that they love you."
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Butler to child, "Your parents wish to inform you that they love you."
"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end
Footing The Bill
"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."
"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."
"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"
Mahmoud Abbas
George Santayana
"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"
"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."
"Like WikiLeaks has nothing better to do."
'Is the poodle of the house in?'
Julian Assange
"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."
Fake News for Fake People
Duchess
"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."
"You think more of Football than you do of me!", "I think more of Earl Spencer than I do of you!!"
Actually, Forced Child Separations Are All-American
Ukraine Crisis
"So what are you the earl of?"
"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."
The Nobility Scooter
You Can't Fool All The People...
A House of Lords Reform: 'Please do not take shotguns or dead game into the chamber.'
Donkey reads 'Leadership Secrets of Lions'.
View Down Ladies' Mile
"And the tattered ghost of Ayn Rand gobbled up everything on Earth and fluttered home to roost in eternal darkness."
Iván Duque Márquez
"So, you're an existencilist?"
A cavalier gentleman.
'One day this will be someone else's.'
The tree of knowledge discovers that paper is made from wood.
'Now cut the mustard please Loveday.'
"And on the floor is the present duchess...."
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