Aristocracy Enthusiast Gifts

"I was a late bloomer—I didn't inherit my money until my fifties."

"I shall require many menservants."

Trilby - 'Maman Duchesse'.

'Darling, I'll have my coffee in my den...'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

Gentleman's Club Scene

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

'New money or old money?'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

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Duchess

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

The Duke of Earl meets the Earl of Duke:''Hey, baby, wot's happenin'!' 'Charmed!'

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

Downtrodden Abbey

"So what are you the earl of?"

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

"You think more of Football than you do of me!", "I think more of Earl Spencer than I do of you!!"

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

So Sympathetic

The Nobility Scooter

Owner: 'Why didn't you ride as I told you? Didn't I tell you to force the pace early and come away at the corner?' Jockey: 'Yes m'Lord, but I couldn't very well leave the horse behind.'