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"I was a late bloomer—I didn't inherit my money until my fifties."

"I shall require many menservants."

Trilby - 'Maman Duchesse'.

'Darling, I'll have my coffee in my den...'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

Gentleman's Club Scene

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

'New money or old money?'

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Duchess

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

Downtrodden Abbey

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"So what are you the earl of?"

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

"You think more of Football than you do of me!", "I think more of Earl Spencer than I do of you!!"

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

The Nobility Scooter

Owner: 'Why didn't you ride as I told you? Didn't I tell you to force the pace early and come away at the corner?' Jockey: 'Yes m'Lord, but I couldn't very well leave the horse behind.'

So Sympathetic

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

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