Aristocracy Appreciator T-Shirts

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Punk Reindeer

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

Gentleman's Club Scene

'New money or old money?'

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

Duchess

cayetana de alba

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"So what are you the earl of?"

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

"You think more of Football than you do of me!", "I think more of Earl Spencer than I do of you!!"

Downtrodden Abbey

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

The Nobility Scooter

So Sympathetic

Owner: 'Why didn't you ride as I told you? Didn't I tell you to force the pace early and come away at the corner?' Jockey: 'Yes m'Lord, but I couldn't very well leave the horse behind.'

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

Heroic portrait of an aristocrat

Some gentlemen preparing for a hunt

A House of Lords Reform: 'Please do not take shotguns or dead game into the chamber.'

"'Is Lordship 'as just popped to the corner shop for a packet of fags..."

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."