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'One day this will be someone else's.'

"His lordship is unable to answer the phone as he doesn't like to speak with his mouth full..."

A Social Club - Aristocratic Gentlemen

"So what are you the earl of?"

"Saint Bartholomew's Home for Trust Fund Brats"

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"Madame asks how your program is?"

View Down Ladies' Mile

A House of Lords Reform: 'Please do not take shotguns or dead game into the chamber.'

'Uh oh.'

Princess Anne

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

Duchess

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

"You think more of Football than you do of me!", "I think more of Earl Spencer than I do of you!!"

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

The Nobility Scooter

"He'll be damned difficult to replace!"

A cavalier gentleman.

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

'Now cut the mustard please Loveday.'

Marriage a la Mode - Breakfast scene.

"Why do all butlers say m' lud at the end of every sentence!"

'Darling, I'll have my coffee in my den...'

"Congratulations, it's a nepo baby."