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"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Final words on gravestones.

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

Gentleman's Club Scene

'New money or old money?'

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Duchess

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

'I followed the old Wall Street adage and 'sold in May and went away.' That was in '74. Too bad there's no return adage.'

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

Downtrodden Abbey

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

"You think more of Football than you do of me!", "I think more of Earl Spencer than I do of you!!"

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

"So what are you the earl of?"

"I just love your use of lying"

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

So Sympathetic

The Nobility Scooter

Owner: 'Why didn't you ride as I told you? Didn't I tell you to force the pace early and come away at the corner?' Jockey: 'Yes m'Lord, but I couldn't very well leave the horse behind.'

"'Is Lordship 'as just popped to the corner shop for a packet of fags..."

A House of Lords Reform: 'Please do not take shotguns or dead game into the chamber.'

View Down Ladies' Mile

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."