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Stinking Rich

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

Gentleman's Club Scene

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

'New money or old money?'

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Duchess

cayetana de alba

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

"So what are you the earl of?"

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

"You think more of Football than you do of me!", "I think more of Earl Spencer than I do of you!!"

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

Downtrodden Abbey

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

The Nobility Scooter

Owner: 'Why didn't you ride as I told you? Didn't I tell you to force the pace early and come away at the corner?' Jockey: 'Yes m'Lord, but I couldn't very well leave the horse behind.'

So Sympathetic

Iván Duque Márquez

Some gentlemen preparing for a hunt

Potential Partners

"'Is Lordship 'as just popped to the corner shop for a packet of fags..."