Aristocrat Aficionados Prints

Stinking Rich

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

Gentleman's Club Scene

'New money or old money?'

cayetana de alba

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

Duchess

The Duke of Earl meets the Earl of Duke:''Hey, baby, wot's happenin'!' 'Charmed!'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Downtrodden Abbey

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

"You think more of Football than you do of me!", "I think more of Earl Spencer than I do of you!!"

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

Actually, Forced Child Separations Are All-American

"So what are you the earl of?"

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

Owner: 'Why didn't you ride as I told you? Didn't I tell you to force the pace early and come away at the corner?' Jockey: 'Yes m'Lord, but I couldn't very well leave the horse behind.'

The Nobility Scooter

So Sympathetic

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Iván Duque Márquez

Heroic portrait of an aristocrat